who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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