Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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