I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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