and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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