champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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