just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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