I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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