she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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