she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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