I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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