so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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