It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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