I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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