Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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