I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
