Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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