I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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