You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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