before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
