Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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