In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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