The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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