you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Randomize
