dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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