Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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