I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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