Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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