R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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