I showed him my bush... on skype.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
you never un-have a 4some
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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