love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
