He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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