dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
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