This girl is more easily done than said...
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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