This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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