mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
send nudes
from the living room?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
