We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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