In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
