True but thats because hes a fetus.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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