I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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