I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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