At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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