If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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