i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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