You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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