O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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