You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Never joke about your clitoris.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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