If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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