i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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