I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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