Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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