): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
In America we eat man semen.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You're a waste of cheezeits
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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