i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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