if i died would you start the facebook group?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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