There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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